Dr. Greg House, MD

You're all still here. You're stuck. Great. I think that this may be the best month ever. Now all that needs to happen is for me to get shot. SO either we re-enact the Donner Party Thursday or you know your role and shut your mouth.

It isn't lupus. It's old. Really, really old. Do you like to hit up on old things? If you're a woman and you're answering yes, gimme your age and a brief description. If you're a man, well you can come on down to The Best Little Whore House in the City something could be arranged with some imagination.

I ran out of Halloween candy a long time ago. I don't know why you're bothering to knock.

[ooc; My House is a season 3er, not quite the zomfg season's end. He doesn't know about the new team. Other than that, let's get this party started bbys. I have to go to work so there will be backdating but for this post ONLY.]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.