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Nov. 29th, 2011 08:52 pm
vicodincrutch: (what the rock is cookin)
Sound advice if you're the type to take it. If not, well, I'm too preoccupied to laugh at you and say I told you so. Do it yourself.

I do have one question though, why do these things keep popping up now and then? Is it a morbid Christmas present?

My one added approach is to keep a hand mirror might help be away of what's behind you. Awareness isn't always preventative. 
vicodincrutch: (PENIS)
Because we don't have extra room on the hospital admission forms, I will say this publicly:

If you have been bit by a werewolf, vampire, mutant spider, zombie or something infectious, contagious or otherwise pretty vital to your own damn diagnosis please be sure to let people know.

And no more lupine lupus jokes. They're not funny.
vicodincrutch: (not atlas)
I demand an explaination for this. No. I'm not talking about Claire.

I know that it doesn't make sense. That's a cop out. Everyone says that this place has no logic, but everything makes sense somehow in its way. There's a method or mode that it's exicuted. Is there a quota to be filled? Some kind of a request order for some preestablished critieria for those that stay or go?
vicodincrutch: (the darkside is light)
video;

[Hey network. Here is Dr. House at his desk in his office. He's looking scruffy as ever. Maybe a bit more haggered now that we really look at him.]

Black and white. Blah blah blah. I want to know exactly what is wrong with this picture.

[He holds a small white bottle the portion of it that isn't covere by his fingers shows labels for the City General Hospital prescription for House, Gregory. With an unnecessary flourish he opens the bottle then tips it upside down. Out tumbles one white pill. Just one.]
vicodincrutch: (doctor a nonymous)
This man is an unfit parent. Nouns are not names. A living being has a proper name especially when it is dependent on your successful, in this case unsuccessful, nuturing. 

Cameron and I can offer a far superior homelife. Normal in fact. I would have thought better of you. It's one thing to make a bad decision on the company you keep, it's another thing entirely to condone abuse. Then again I always knew you had a sick streak.

I never thought I'd say this but Chase, talk some sense.

[ooc; cursed. very cursed.]
vicodincrutch: (PENIS)
 audio;

This one is for the literate and illiterate alike
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vicodincrutch: (Default)
Now I know why fire hose kept popping up on my shopping list. This time you're all lucky. This time.

Why bother? I'll wager to say we all hate you. Unless you're into that.
vicodincrutch: (lookin' at you kid)
Stop trying to tote your wares. Make the time mean something. I don't want to see the contrived personality you think would be most presentable because chances are, it's false and disgusting. Think of a twinkie. Delicious, zero substance and once you know what's in it for real only the brave and stupid charge onward. I am brave, but I am not that stupid.

I can also see that this won't go anywhere if you're up for that kind of a game. You won't win.

[ooc; going to a charity show! be back much later to taaaaaaaaaaag <3 <3]
vicodincrutch: (the pieces don't add up)
The pen light is useful. That's the best tool my pockets can provide. Bic pens don't write on stone or whatever surface this is. And I'm not using pills as chalk. This is a drawback of not having floss on at all times.

Since I'm stuck it would make sense to figure out what kind of labyrinth this is in design. Circular? Rectangular? Does it make out anything? I'm going to go with the assumption of the latter. Why do something less than ostentatious when you've got a shiny tower that shoots lasers in your city?

I better not run into any ugly muppets.
vicodincrutch: (curse you pan!)
Quick. My watch stopped. What time is it?

Are they gone yet?

[ooc; No House doubles, but anything else goes. All earth shattering spoilers will be forgotten tomorrow.]
vicodincrutch: (head cane)
Doctor Allison Cameron, you can start formally apologizing....now. If you need any hints, if nothing at all comes to mind, just ask. I'll be sure to supply you with a bevy of ways to make amends.

I think that I'll call in sick with a sudden case of hopefully temporary Charles Bonnet syndrome.
accidental audio;;this foo' is cursed :l )
vicodincrutch: (goofy/lolz)
Good? Nice? This year I've been a saint.

I haven't fired anyone. I haven't been caught breaking and entering. I've made leaps and bounds educating the young. My amnesty actions with the Irish are on Peace Prize grounds. Let's not forget my impact on the Hispanic community: gracias, Caspian.

But enough about me. I'm curious to see what I'm getting out of it.
vicodincrutch: (goofy/lolz)
So I can't run. I can hide though. Especially from that nurse at the hospital.

[ooc; This whole post is backdated to earlier today.)
vicodincrutch: (doctoring)
And then there was one blind man. Circumstances beyond my means or understanding have deprived a sound, logical medical investigation. Or as I like to say--got the easy way out. Heartwarming, wonderful in that way that Hallmark hopes to mimic every time, isn't it?

There's work still to be done. I haven't seen Dr. Deus Ex Machina around here to pick up his shift everywhere else.

Say Dr. Jimmy, (I wasn't aware that was your official moniker) I can't help but notice it looks like you're trying to get an Eden of your own. The least she could do is pick up an accent. I guess that's what the button nose is for. Right?

filtered to the clinic; )
vicodincrutch: (looking up/dun squish/message from above)
If you're dumb enough to take candy from strangers, take as much as you like.

No, I don't like you. No, I don't love Wilson. Yes, I am a robot. No, I'm not English. Yes, I think that Chase has pretty hair. No, it isn't that pretty. No, I don't like you. No, I'm not sorry. The answer is Cuddy.

Now that that is out of the way you shouldn't have anything to say.

[ooc; Oookay guys, 4th wallin. Anything past season 3 is gonna fade away from memory at the end of the curse. UNF.]


vicodincrutch: (wah/are you kidding/sceptic)
Ice cream? Please, you've got to be kidding me. I don't like ice cream.

I love it.

vicodincrutch: (studying/hmmm/)
An over exposure to steam, like say a sauna or for most recent event relevance a steam engine, will reduce sperm count for one to five weeks. Contribute that to the no-brainer lung deficiencies. The more you know.

I'm curious to know what an ipod looked like with that technological slant. A gramophone the size of a brick?

Filtered to Chase::Unhackable;
You can borrow this. Don't get too attached. It's festive and might save you explaining time. Unless you want a crutchpurse.
end;

Private to Eden::Unhackable;
Your work space is a mess.
end;

[ooc; Going to work, lovelies. I'll be back laters with tags and such.]


vicodincrutch: (sigh/don't know=don't care)
My fall-guy.
My dingo.
My care bear.
My pain in the ass.
My leprechaun.
My lunch.
My clinic, my rules.

...My God is this getting old.

[ooc; bbl! I'll pick up backdated tags!]


vicodincrutch: (seated/i gots a cane)
One order of business:

Refresher, because I think that a few of us need it. This is your boss. This is not your boss. This is The Boss. It isn't that hard. Think on this carefully. Alternatives can be arranged. If you're having a difficult time processing this information.

The staff shrunk. Nice. Now I don't have to deal with downsizing. Though someone has to pick up the humiliation slack. I think that rather than having a new hire, the task could be shared equally.
vicodincrutch: (looking up/dun squish/message from above)
I'll talk to you. If I have to. No physical contact. You could be contagious. Vaccinations aren't mandatory. Sadly Speed Sticks aren't either.

No, it isn't Lupus. No, I don't care what you think. No, I don't have an accent.

[ooc; Hit him. Hard.]


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