055. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to give you free food?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nothing is for free, Lyra.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, I was planning on putting poison in it, to.

[baixin.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware of how to keep warm in winter. And seeing as I am sick already and don't need anything else to make things worse, I plan on being careful.

For a doctor, you speak very rudely.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

For a kid you talk to strangers with certainty.

[baixin.livejournal.com]

I'm not a child. Would it be better if I was demure?

[eiremagic]

I left dinner at your apartment, House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is it animal? Mineral? Vegetable? ....Traditional Irish cuisine?

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Indeed. It would seem to be a bad idea to become ill in a place where the medicinal practices are so archaic.

Brace for Impact!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I swear that's spirit gum keeping your ears like that.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

Kipper? Fish get holidays too?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's a holy Jew day. They pray to Cod.

That's what you call a typo, welcome to the world.

[notaleftover.livejournal.com]

I should have been a doctor. Apparently a spelling test isn't part of the entrance exam for med school.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

They don't grade penmanship either. I think you need to work on how much of a smart ass you are.

Plus you get to see people naked. You're into that kind of thing, right?

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

I think I'm bleeding.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought you were a man?

[preternaturally.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're not a good doctor. My parents were doctors and they always fed me.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be watching Spongebob right now?

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

But when should we speak of it, my lord, if not the month in which it resides? Shall we speak of it in spring, when our minds are turned to blooms and life new given? Or in dark winter, or bright summer? Nay, I think it should be now, lest we turn the wheel of time upon its ear, and rattle the stars from the heavens with our strange new order.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Deities, why would you do this?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

I have the cure for this boredom, Doctor House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'd take out your garbage sure, but I've got this problem with my leg. I better not do any chores.

I squeed a little at Yom Kippur, I'll be honest.

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

Well, people are talking about it because the curses are usually based on Halloween.

[elzandro.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

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