060. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

You're all still here. You're stuck. Great. I think that this may be the best month ever. Now all that needs to happen is for me to get shot. SO either we re-enact the Donner Party Thursday or you know your role and shut your mouth.

It isn't lupus. It's old. Really, really old. Do you like to hit up on old things? If you're a woman and you're answering yes, gimme your age and a brief description. If you're a man, well you can come on down to The Best Little Whore House in the City something could be arranged with some imagination.

I ran out of Halloween candy a long time ago. I don't know why you're bothering to knock.

[ooc; My House is a season 3er, not quite the zomfg season's end. He doesn't know about the new team. Other than that, let's get this party started bbys. I have to go to work so there will be backdating but for this post ONLY.]

Comments

[kawaii_gaara]

=.//////.= <3333 Much love for you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's my glowing personality and genius.

Leave the offerings by the coat rack.

[bamf-dog.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Sup, dog.

[lazer.livejournal.com]

Cure Wilson of his bad luck with women.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's nothing I can do. It looks like it's terminal.

[haleysings.livejournal.com]

Know my roll? I'm not fond of baking.

((OOC: ...I'm sorry. It's just...how often does someone get a chance to correct House?))

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The e had an anxiety attack. Privacy invading loonies do that to some.

[lulutiffany.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

What's new pussycat.

Ugh. I hate Tom Jones.

[burningbrand.livejournal.com]

Is this entry a long-winded way of saying you're desperate for sex?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I read once that accidents are gifts in disguise. If I accidentally proposition and someone agrees, who am I to say no? How often to people get gifts in their pants?

[adamantined]

I don't think anyone would want any of your candy anyway.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh well. More for me. If I had any. Which is my point. I have no candy. Only stickers. Those you have to earn.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

The Donner Party? Was that some political group?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No, but they had some tough human relation policies. They had a bone to pick with everyone.

Cannibals are like that.

[magicaldebs.livejournal.com]

Sup, House?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Chilling in my crib. Though it would be a lot more illin if you weren't up in my business.

Before we butcher grammar and all that it has been. Let's end there. This sucks.

[puddingiamnot.livejournal.com]

*blobs*

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Now I remember what I wanted to rent the other night. Where were you when I needed you?

d-don't I get backdating? ._. preeeese?

[redex.livejournal.com]

19, tall skinny redhead, athletic canadian, bisexual~ And I have a thing for broken people too!

backdating for ruthieeee

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Someone who follows directions. Although a little too eagerly.

I'm not broken. Just limping.

back date back date back date

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Weren't you already shot, though?