Dr. Greg House, MD

So. You like cute.

How about tularemia? That one is just delightful. See, it's an infectious disease that can be transferred from dead rabbit tissue through an open would or saliva. Or even bunny droppings. This rascal of a disease creates ulcers, inflames glands and can last beyond four weeks. Not cute?

Aww. What about Powassan? It's got a 60% survival rate, it's symptoms are simple enough to be confused with many other conditions that it being disorientation, sleepiness and in some casses semicomatose state of being. Couldn't you just die? Yes. Yes you could. I can't even keep up the sarcastic cute stuff. Seriously, don't you people ever use your brains? This doesn't even cover rabies or ticks. Who really goes out to grab animals because they can?

I am not a nurse.I'd like to cancel the request for a bone saw or medical drill. The sleeping beauty has risen. Any and all bedsores obtained are not my responsibility.

Giselle, how goes the reading list? If it is too hard I have a little book called Hop on Pop. It isn't Oh the Places You'll Go or The Cat and the Hat I think those might be too advance for you if the words are too big right now.

Here's some very special reading material, Lyra. On second thought, not just Ms. Silvertongue. I think it would be important for some folks to have a recap. Especially with all that spring being sprung soon. Everyone have a read. You'll learn something.

Red letter day. Well. Maybe they aren't sins. You all could have been given diseases and now are marked for it.  A is for acute prostatitis. Not too many As around though.

I noticed a good number of Ss. S is for syphilis. That's really saying something if there are so many cases out there. Use a rubber, kids.

Ps are on the rise. Check yourselves for primary amoebic meningoencephalitis. Insomia? Headaches? Irritation? You'll thank me.