Dr. Greg House, MD

If you're dumb enough to take candy from strangers, take as much as you like.

No, I don't like you. No, I don't love Wilson. Yes, I am a robot. No, I'm not English. Yes, I think that Chase has pretty hair. No, it isn't that pretty. No, I don't like you. No, I'm not sorry. The answer is Cuddy.

Now that that is out of the way you shouldn't have anything to say.

[ooc; Oookay guys, 4th wallin. Anything past season 3 is gonna fade away from memory at the end of the curse. UNF.]

Killing Cameron is like kicking a puppy. It only makes you look like a bad person and does absolutely nothing for the rest of the world. Whodunit? Did you forget to give someone a lollipop and sticker?

Besides that terrific excitement, I have to applaud the Scooby Doo and Blue's Clues efforts everywhere. I think that there weren't enough ridiculously colored canines to go around. You all were just as incompetent without them. Maybe even a little bit more so.

Can I get a show of hands? Butlers, did you do it? No?

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.