Dr. Greg House, MD

Did anyone celebrate VD with VDs? I encourage you to talk to this guy. He'll get down and dirty with your problems. After all, he can't be on the couch all day.

I almost wish I didn't sell all of Emmett's things. This rooming situation wouldn't need much work then. Hindsight remains 20/20, probably a lot more attractive with beer glasses too.

I expected the day after to be filled with more fireworks. What happened to the fury of a woman scored? Thank God there's a TV.

Private to Boy Blue;

Tell me again why 'your friend' isn't asking to make an appointment for himself?

Someone took something more than a left shoe. My homosexual roommate is missing. I'm thinking for good. That leaves me with more space and a crapload more pink than I could ever want.

I don't have a yard but I'm thinking yard sale. It's only for the best. I'll euthanize the living room as soon as its cleared properly. At least I won't crave cotton candy staring at the wall anymore. I'm not kidding, six thirty in the morning or three in the afternoon. Candy.

Anyone have a copy of The Great Escape handy? Who am I kidding. None of you know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, for future reference, all you people should read up on first aid. That was a curse, had it been a real emergency a lot of you would be S.O.L if you know what I mean. I'm sorry I couldn't be a leader of men. Checking up on everyone else's agony wasn't high ranking on my list of things to-do.