Dr. Greg House, MD

Because we don't have extra room on the hospital admission forms, I will say this publicly:

If you have been bit by a werewolf, vampire, mutant spider, zombie or something infectious, contagious or otherwise pretty vital to your own damn diagnosis please be sure to let people know.

And no more lupine lupus jokes. They're not funny.

( private;;unhackable; )

Two things: what's the status of the human matchstick?
What's the deal with the usual suspects around here?

Based upon the one theory, that a person can't read within dreams which I am doing at this very moment, this Bermuda Triangle of a cityscape is more likely not a dream than it had been. I'm not incorrect but it doesn't look like I'm right so far. I need a new approach... So, this would been that my subconscious is still hyper active likely stimulated by whatever the hell is going on.

Where's a magic 8 ball when you really need direction? I love asking questions with answers like "I don't know" or "no one knows". Or better yet, answers based on what everyone else says. I think those are my most favorite of all.

One left. Just one. Today is going to suck. Can anyone tell me about the prescription policy at the hospital?