087. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Good? Nice? This year I've been a saint.

I haven't fired anyone. I haven't been caught breaking and entering. I've made leaps and bounds educating the young. My amnesty actions with the Irish are on Peace Prize grounds. Let's not forget my impact on the Hispanic community: gracias, Caspian.

But enough about me. I'm curious to see what I'm getting out of it.

Comments

/laughs forever at mexican!caspian

[thenormalsquint]

You do know that lying gets you on the naughty list faster than anything else, right?

he's one guapo chico

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Who's lying? Is someone with a point of view a liar?

si, si. he has pelo lacio too!

[thenormalsquint]

You are.

You do know Caspian isn't Hispanic.

[eiremagic]

....is that a reference to me?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nah, never you.

[eiremagic]

....merry Christmas, Doctor House.

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

I don't think you get to elect yourself a saint.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I could take on the demeanor. I pose well in robes.

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

Something tells me you don't have the credentials.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You need three miracles. Not sure any of those really count.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My career could provide something close.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

The fact that you've still got one?

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What.

audio;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

For what.

[as_damaged]

You haven't even driven a patient to punching you this year, have you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Nope. Let's let the rest of the year slide while we're at it. Don't want to screw up the record.

[as_damaged]

Maybe the City brings out the best in you.

[dr_conscience]

If only the Nobel committee were in this universe.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A motorcycle will suffice in their absence.

[dr_conscience]

I guess I must have missed when they opened the dealership.

[tothelibrary.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure sainthood takes more than a lack of criminal activity.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm better than the average bear. And heaven isn't the goal. All for the good of the cause.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

A lump of coal?

[sapanwood.livejournal.com]

You're too old for Santa Claus.