078. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

My fall-guy.
My dingo.
My care bear.
My pain in the ass.
My leprechaun.
My lunch.
My clinic, my rules.

...My God is this getting old.

[ooc; bbl! I'll pick up backdated tags!]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

The dingo is mine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you pay him?

[thenormalsquint]

In more ways than one.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

What is a dingo?

audio;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's a dog. And it ate your baby.

audio;

[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

I am not a father and Doctor Chase is not a dog.

[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Going to eat it?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is the Pope Catholic? I didn't pay seven dollars for the whole thing to look at it.

[knaveswitness.livejournal.com]

Maybe you bought two. Maybe you stole someone else's lunch already.

Who am I to know.

[eiremagic]

...is this rule of law enforced? I have heavy weaponry.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm aware of that. You know its funny how heavy considering the height to weight ratio between you and the big guns.

[eiremagic]

You're keen on me weapons, I know.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Are you working through the Bumper Book of Bush Breeds?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are you reading me porno titles?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

No, but there are premium lines where they can do that for you.

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

But did the dingo eat your baby?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not mine. The baby of a young Hispanic gardener? That's another story.

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

Trying to start controversy?

[miss-waldorf.livejournal.com]

And they still stick to you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Like a flesh eating virus. Only I pay this flesh eating virus. And we fight other viruses not excluding those of the flesh eating variety.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Quite noted.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My condolences on having Lisa Cuddy added to your staff. Good luck with that one.

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Why would you? She's so charming and very diligent with her job.

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

You really ought to work on your nicknames.

she teases, House. She will irritate you forever.

[dr-tightass.livejournal.com]

Not anymore I'm not. You don't work for me anymore.