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[vicodincrutch]

So. You like cute.

How about tularemia? That one is just delightful. See, it's an infectious disease that can be transferred from dead rabbit tissue through an open would or saliva. Or even bunny droppings. This rascal of a disease creates ulcers, inflames glands and can last beyond four weeks. Not cute?

Aww. What about Powassan? It's got a 60% survival rate, it's symptoms are simple enough to be confused with many other conditions that it being disorientation, sleepiness and in some casses semicomatose state of being. Couldn't you just die? Yes. Yes you could. I can't even keep up the sarcastic cute stuff. Seriously, don't you people ever use your brains? This doesn't even cover rabies or ticks. Who really goes out to grab animals because they can?

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[thenormalsquint]

You just can't let anybody be happy, can you?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to be a voice of reason.

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[thenormalsquint]

You mean the party pooper.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

I'd think any ticks are probably dead by now. Due to the bunnies catchin' on fire so often.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A City that makes rabbits that catch on fire can't make flame retardant ticks?

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

What, just t' infest the fire bunnies?

[eiremagic]

Never eaten it, huh?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Only at a restaurant.

[eiremagic]

Seems stupid to eat these.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Hey, Mordin, I think I found your long-lost cranky human cousin.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Cranky because I'm talking about things that no one else will?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

And here I thought the prospect of the animals bursting into flames was enough of a deterrent.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

People need to have it spelled out sometimes. I'm helping those people buy a vowel.

[dr_conscience]

I'll admit that this may be overly generous of me, but I think the compulsion to grab them may have been part of the curse.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you think so? Rats. The window the poll the audience is closing rapidly.

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[windsorknot.livejournal.com]

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No problem, citizen. Just doing my job.

[as_damaged]

I suppose we've got a jump on things, if it starts an epidemic.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My thinking exactly. Or at least grounds to say I told you so. It's priceless.

[tangledintower.livejournal.com]

[Well, Rapunzel is completely horrified. Thank you for reinforcing her mother's ideas that everything in the world is trying to kill her.]

...but...what...?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The truth, I've found, is not cuddly.

[neverplay]

Daddy never bought you a bunny rabbit when you were a kid?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

He brought me things. Not possibly diseased rabbits, big whoop.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The hand sanitizer is undone by paws that have been in a litter box all over a counter.

But it's okay. He looks quiet pet-able.