014. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Red letter day. Well. Maybe they aren't sins. You all could have been given diseases and now are marked for it.  A is for acute prostatitis. Not too many As around though.

I noticed a good number of Ss. S is for syphilis. That's really saying something if there are so many cases out there. Use a rubber, kids.

Ps are on the rise. Check yourselves for primary amoebic meningoencephalitis. Insomia? Headaches? Irritation? You'll thank me.

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

What about 'T'?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm going to guess trichomoniasis. Ask if he has whitish discharge.

[looksforwife.livejournal.com]

SIPHILIS! BUT I'D NEVER...

This is why no woman marries me?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You think you'd never.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

I have a D.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The good news is that no VDs begin with the letter D. However Degos does. Any really bad papercuts today?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

No, not particularly.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's one thing off of the list. Anything out of the ordinary? You seem at ease so it isn't dysentery.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

All's quiet on this front though diplomatic negotiations have yet to begin.

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

I suppose I have cancer, then.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Possibly. Have you been to an Eastern country recently?

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

I've been living in the Far East.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Does your urine look normal?

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

I thought you weren't a veterinarian, Doctor?

[a-cerbic.livejournal.com]

I just love all that doctor talk.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Ureaplasma urealyticum really does have a musical quality.

[a-cerbic.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, it does...

What do you have for 'A'~?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I hope it isn't atresia, lady.

[a-cerbic.livejournal.com]

Oh I can assure you it isn't. Wanna come see for yourself?

[in-wisdom.livejournal.com]

I am intrigued. Perhaps you have a diagnosis for me as well.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There's one for everybody. I can see you are allergic to haircuts. It could be a symptom.

[in-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Of what may I ask?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor, I don't read minds. What's the letter?

[in-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Ungwe. It would as 'Gw' in your alphabet.

[daddylove.livejournal.com]

Oh~~~ How smart! I didn't get one, though. ♥ Doctors don't get sick~!