049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

Comments

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

My shoulder hurts. Got something better than Tylenol 3s?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor. Of course I do. I even have Flintstone vitamins.

You look like you could use a few too.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I eat my veggies.

[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

People do magic here. Haven't you noticed?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How do you know it isn't a placebo effect that just makes you numb or hallucinate recovery?

You put that much faith in a magic wand. Where is your husband, Prince Charming? I'd love a tour around the magic castle you live in he could do it for you.

[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

A placebo effect doesn't stop hemorrhaging. It doesn't close wounds.

Do you have proper medical equipment?

[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

Careful. Your cynicism is showing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In public no less. I'm a brazen type. The chicks dig it.

[eiremagic]

I spent the fucking day with a seizure disorder does that win me a fucking prize?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought you liked ice cream.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

You want people to get hurt?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I want people to be honest. If they happened to get hurt over it, that's the price to pay.

[orderonto]

I have a question for you, courtesy of miss Eden.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay and I'm not interested. And I told her The Fonz was a real person. Go a long with it.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Why do you think people here don't get sick or hurt?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's not what I think. I think that they do. They just don't tell me. That hurts my feelings.

[tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com]

If I let you give me a checkup, do I get a lolli?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

...Only if there is a parent or guardian there who will give back up to my "I didn't bad touch" story.

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[authorised.livejournal.com]

I owe you a thank you. ... Or a crate of beer.

I Guess I'll stretch to both, if you want.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Both sound good.

What did I do?

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Sorry, next time I get a scraped knee I'll come see you, Doctor House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

My bandaids are the best.

Advertisement; Which House character are you. ^^'

[doujin-dork.livejournal.com]

What about horses?

. . . And what about a runaway secret lesbian?

I see it every time and I lol. XD

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There is a hormone in pregnant mare urine that is utilized for women going through menopause. Gross.

A curse. Or a plot for a porno. Pick one or both.