Dr. Greg House, MD

Hey! Hey! Just where do you think you're going? I heard you clip-clip clopping across the bridge. This bridge is mine. If you want to cross it, you'll have to give me something. Those meadows over there? Yeah, on the other side? Can't be something you just get to easily.

Pay up. No pay, no way.

In fact, you look rather healthy. No mites or ticks. May as well eat you anyway, waste of space. Can't even bargain right.

[ooc; Action to whoever wants. I have work. This will likely be backlogged. D:]