030. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Hey! Hey! Just where do you think you're going? I heard you clip-clip clopping across the bridge. This bridge is mine. If you want to cross it, you'll have to give me something. Those meadows over there? Yeah, on the other side? Can't be something you just get to easily.

Pay up. No pay, no way.

In fact, you look rather healthy. No mites or ticks. May as well eat you anyway, waste of space. Can't even bargain right.

[ooc; Action to whoever wants. I have work. This will likely be backlogged. D:]

Comments

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I notice your lack of possessions. Looks like you're luck's run out.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

I'm hungry!!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I know something that can tide you over. It's in my pouch. Step closer.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

[Advances slowly not out of caution but like a predator stalking prey. Looks the troll up and down while licking chops]

You look yummy!!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[Suicidal goat? House!troll doesn't seem to mind. Mutual chop licking.]

I was about to say the same.

[ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com]

[Smiles showing a non-goat full set of feline teeth]

Got ketchup?

[daddylove.livejournal.com]

You have no right to hinder the passage of a king through his domain! Let me pass!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

His majesty must know what it takes for a merchant of few resources to live. I work to feed myself. Your kingdom hire or offer jobs to trolls.

[daddylove.livejournal.com]

Work for payment is one thing, but to eat unwary travellers is rather uncouth.