vicodincrutch: (doctoring)
The counseling love-in and other shoulder to cry on services is provided by the hospital only. Ask for Dr. Sahl. No more questions or gab sessions about the curse. If you're oh so compelled, do it on your own time off of the clock over whatever fruity cocktail you have your friend order because you don't want to look like a weenie.

Moving right a long.

Sicko roll call. Holla atcha boy. In the absence of Foreman that'd be me. I want a head count and full tally. Complaints will be disregarded or given to Chase, sob stories go to Cameron and awkward sexual side effects to treatment will go to Returner.

Staff--God, I hate that word--besides coming up with a team name we've got a new case. He's too interesting for the hospital. (Two dings in one post, but who is counting.) 

Wilson, the masses are concerned. I had no idea I was your spoke's person. I would have made preparations.

[ooc; New case. Oh boy...]

vicodincrutch: (glare/not funny/serious business)
Shut up. Shut up. Will everyone shut up. Playing doctor is fun isn't it? Playing doctor when there is no authority? Not only is that dangerous and likely not the fun sexy kind, it is stupid. To anyone who is ready to believe in something because it is on the network and a nice person said it, the consequences are all yours. Enjoy.

Let's do this the old fashioned way. Screw vaccines, screw advice columns. You're sick? Consult a doctor. Can't get out of bed? Call a doctor to you. Still incapable of that? Get someone to get a doctor. You're ill. So what. You're not a victim unless you act like one. Have dignity. And those of the medical community, your bleeding hearts and boredom are showing. Better get that checked. Chase could do better. That is an insult to let you know.

That survey that my name as attached to? Hypothetical vaccination. You know, data gathering before hand? It's something that intelligent people do. After which comes a process of study. A long one. Do you people really think that the process is fast? There is a testing period too.

Cold weather has a tendency to enhance preexisting medical conditions. I'm taking a taxi to work from now until March.
vicodincrutch: (glare/not funny/serious business)
Mysterious coma case and you give it to who? The hospital.

Gee. Thanks. While you're at it, go ahead and give that plastic bag to junior. It makes a great toy. Mom you have a great one with that.

In the meantime, I'm bored. Let's pretend that this is a game show. And, I'm going to pretend that I'm watching the game show, Jeopardy. I'm going to keep up the great American tradition of playing along at home and "shouting" at the screen. Maybe that nose picking, magic using, college student can hear. Probably not. I may have more fun.

What is the GCS?

What was the last thing the patient ate?

Who took a look into her apartment?

What does the MRI show?

EDIT: Let's ask the audience. You are a sobbing loved one of a person in a coma. You want to get treatment for your sleeping beauty. Where do you go? Professional diagnostician or general hospital?

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