074. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

The counseling love-in and other shoulder to cry on services is provided by the hospital only. Ask for Dr. Sahl. No more questions or gab sessions about the curse. If you're oh so compelled, do it on your own time off of the clock over whatever fruity cocktail you have your friend order because you don't want to look like a weenie.

Moving right a long.

Sicko roll call. Holla atcha boy. In the absence of Foreman that'd be me. I want a head count and full tally. Complaints will be disregarded or given to Chase, sob stories go to Cameron and awkward sexual side effects to treatment will go to Returner.

Staff--God, I hate that word--besides coming up with a team name we've got a new case. He's too interesting for the hospital. (Two dings in one post, but who is counting.) 

Wilson, the masses are concerned. I had no idea I was your spoke's person. I would have made preparations.

[ooc; New case. Oh boy...]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

Sheesh. And here I wrote up an entire novel of questions just for you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Save it for the next big snow storm. It should burn nicely.

1/2

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

'Minions?'

I could handle the awkward sexual side effects.

[Clinic Filter] 1/2

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Do we have his file? I assume there's a reason he's more interested than all the other patients presenting fever plus delirium.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Can I go home yet?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. You're trapped forever.

Or until you've recovered. Whichever comes first.

[downrightlinear.livejournal.com]

People still call each other weenies?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It hasn't been removed from the dictionary.

[cal-sitter.livejournal.com]

What about the "sickos" who aren't well enough to read?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's what nurses are for.

[Clinic Filter]

[as_damaged]

Is he still hallucinating, now that the curse is through?

[Clinic Filter]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yep. According to those closest to him.

[politehulk.livejournal.com]

So you don't know what it is?

[ooc: enter annoying bf who follows the patient around everywhere.]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. I don't know what it is yet.

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

Holla atcha...

I'm never going to live that down, am I?

New case...

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Holla.

Ideas?

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

How kind for the promotion. But I am afraid not a certificated therapist to treat extreme family trauma, Doctor House.

Doctor Wilson indirectly assigned you as one, likely a symptom; he was obviously ridden with sickness.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. That shoulder to cry on is worth the price of entry.

Could be incurable if that's his choice.

[specialagentgf.livejournal.com]

Fox Mulder is gravely ill. It looks like -- It can't be--

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Another spokesperson. Dandy. Is he receiving treatment?

[sleepyseer.livejournal.com]

A little girl named Anne Shirley collapsed on Sunday. I don't know all the details; you'd have to ask Arthur.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Great to know but I'm not a phone director. I'm a doctor.

(weak XD) voice

[dr_conscience]

I don't recall being consulted in the selection process...

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm your appointed mouth piece.

enter second annoying friend, but not as much as boyfriend.

[girlwithabow.livejournal.com]

You still don't know what's wrong with Billy?

form a line why don't you?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Still? We just started.

[x-hammertime-x.livejournal.com]

Sick but getting better, yeah? Looks like my doctor (http://favoritetraitor.livejournal.com/14086.html)'s disappeared, though.

backtagssss my bad!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you, I don't know, find a new one and call the police?

[fatespoken]

You look stressed.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. Never. My job is a walk in the park.