041. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone took something more than a left shoe. My homosexual roommate is missing. I'm thinking for good. That leaves me with more space and a crapload more pink than I could ever want.

I don't have a yard but I'm thinking yard sale. It's only for the best. I'll euthanize the living room as soon as its cleared properly. At least I won't crave cotton candy staring at the wall anymore. I'm not kidding, six thirty in the morning or three in the afternoon. Candy.

Anyone have a copy of The Great Escape handy? Who am I kidding. None of you know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, for future reference, all you people should read up on first aid. That was a curse, had it been a real emergency a lot of you would be S.O.L if you know what I mean. I'm sorry I couldn't be a leader of men. Checking up on everyone else's agony wasn't high ranking on my list of things to-do.

 

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Yeah... Definitely another reason why knowing stuff is useful.

Pink? I don't want it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do you know how to make tourniquet, Lyra? And if you do what circumstances to do it? It's important.

You're a girl though.

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

You use it when someone's lost a limb, and they're bleeding bad. You cut off circulation there to stop the bleeding. With a belt or something.

I still don't like it.

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

CaNdY~!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't have any. I just mentioned it.

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

Awww~

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Steve McQueen craving?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And Nazi evasion.

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I might've let Hannes Messemer capture me for a while.

Trouble with Nazis lately?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Emmett's missing?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The exact frequency of masculine squeal has been quiet. Dogs haven't been howling. You didn't notice?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Not till now. Are you sure he isn't in trouble?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

I know first aid. Wouldn't've made it through last curse, otherwise.

...Emmett's gone?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Every little bit counts.

Yeah. It's up to you to carry the flaming torch.

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

Book or film?

And why the fuck wouldn't we know what you're talking about?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Film. No book has Steve at work.

If you were an uncultured idiot or under the age of thirty.

[ariselikefire.livejournal.com]

Did you get your medical degree from an accredited university? You know, the type that doesn't kill a guinea pig and read it's entrails?

And are you practicing in the City?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No, it was a perfectly legit crackerjack box called John Hopkins, then University of Michigan.

Yes.

My turn. Have you been a detective too long to forget that pretty ladies need introductions or else they come off as heartless bitches?

[under-secretary.livejournal.com]

Should we find you a new roommate?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I want one I'll find one myself.

doesn't hear the ticking >> but knows about it

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah, have you thought about getting a bird or a turtle to diminish the ticking until you find a new roommate?

o rly

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's the best suggestion I've heard yet.

[light-lost.livejournal.com]

I believe they have a copy of the book in the library.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more along the lines of the movie. I don't read high speed chases very well.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

Steve McQueen? Some people here other than you don't come from places with magic and vampires you know.

And sometimes first aid isn't enough.