049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

...Seizures?

You loved it. At the time.

[eiremagic]

You're the Doctor. You know, when your brain doesn't get oxygen and your muscles spasm and oh, you want to die, don't forget that.

...okay, yeah I did.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm is not in the text book. I know what you're talking about.

Then quit whining.

[eiremagic]

And I didn't swear all bloody day.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It must have been so hard on you.

[eiremagic]

Oy, the sarcasm's going to cost you colcannon.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Colcannon? Use your words.

[eiremagic]

Spuds and greens and bacon.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If I feel like it. Bacon sounds good. BLTs for dinner.

[eiremagic]

I can make those.