049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think dying of blood poisoning because you didn't get that big blister on your ass checked is more embarrassing than having a doctor look at it and give you meds.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure most people would get something like that looked at. But no one goes to the doctor just for a cold.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing you're a very pessimistic doctor?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Realistic is more like it.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

That scenario with the butt? Very unrealistic.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you're fine to show your butt whenever, wherever? Huge growth on it or not? Gets bad if you're thinking about STDs.