049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

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[orderonto]

I have a question for you, courtesy of miss Eden.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay and I'm not interested. And I told her The Fonz was a real person. Go a long with it.

[orderonto]

You shouldn't assume.

She told me to ask you about blood.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because it makes an ass of you and me. Ha. I heard it before.

There's quite a bit of it going around. Be more specific.

[orderonto]

She said it had memory. Of its own, apart from a person's memories. She said that you could confirm her story, or at least, I inferred that she did.

It's a tall order to believe, even for a man who isn't fond of excessive skepticism.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Our gal Eden can read blood. She's accurate. I can only attribute that to a super sensory awareness. Not magic.

[orderonto]

Then in your personal or professional opinion, Doctor, she was telling what amounts to the truth?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good and accurate amounts. She's learning specific terminology. At the time she could say my age, I'm taking a medication and for what.

And she already has a job.

[orderonto]

I'm not trying to poach your employee, you know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you say.