vicodincrutch: (sigh/don't know=don't care)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-10 10:17 pm

049. Diagnosis

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.
ext_246445: (hand in my pocket)

[identity profile] darkest0knight.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
My shoulder hurts. Got something better than Tylenol 3s?

[identity profile] morn-hyland.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
People do magic here. Haven't you noticed?

[identity profile] nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Careful. Your cynicism is showing.
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-08-11 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I spent the fucking day with a seizure disorder does that win me a fucking prize?

[identity profile] dirigente.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
You want people to get hurt?

[personal profile] orderonto 2008-08-11 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I have a question for you, courtesy of miss Eden.

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you think people here don't get sick or hurt?

[identity profile] tinyvampiregod.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
If I let you give me a checkup, do I get a lolli?

private || unhackable

[identity profile] authorised.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I owe you a thank you. ... Or a crate of beer.

I Guess I'll stretch to both, if you want.

[identity profile] lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, next time I get a scraped knee I'll come see you, Doctor House.

Advertisement; Which House character are you. ^^'

[identity profile] doujin-dork.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What about horses?

. . . And what about a runaway secret lesbian?