049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

Comments

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

I promise if I get hurt or sick I'll do what I can to make sure you're one of the first people to know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That almost makes it all right.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

What if I just scheduled a regular annual check up or something? I might be sick and not know it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's the way to do it. You just never know when it might be a bad cold or flu season.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

You could really hit the jackpot and I could have some alien virus.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Don't get my hopes up too much.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Sorry. At the very least we can try and think of creative ways to draw blood that will actually work.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That'll take what we call creative problem solving. Funny that you mention blood. I think there are a few good ways to try out. Rest easy.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Well kudos to you if you manage it. So how much is just a regular check up?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A person can't really put a price tag on caution.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone as brilliant as you could come pretty close though, right?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A date.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

A date? We talking fancy restaurant and slow dancing date or crappy food and the amusement park date? Because I need to know if I should buy a little black dress or another new pair of tight, low rise jeans.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I was thinking moderately crappy food and a crappy movie.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

You had me at crappy movie.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Just how I roll. Aside from curing the ill.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

So when is our date?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

After whenever you schedule your check up. You can get what you pay for.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Wednesday at 10 work for you for the checkup?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The date will have to go for Thursday. Wednesday is a work day looks like.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'm looking forward to it.