049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are you going to tell me what it is or do I have to play with the audience?

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

It doesn't really matter. You won't notice it if your tools are that antique.

I just need to-- I was hurt recently. Badly. I need to know if the damage is permanent.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Dinosaurs didn't touch them. Neither did Elvis. They serve their purpose, thanks.

That I can do. Greg House, M.D.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

Morn Hyland. If we're being formal, Morn Hyland, Ensign, UMCP.

I'll make an appointment?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Medical Doctor is my acronym. Yours?

Yep. You're catching on.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

United Mining Companies Police.

Fine. When do you have appointments?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So you are the police. Well, that works out some how.

Wednesday is clear.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

There's no UMC here anyway.

Okay. Wednesday.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm aware of.

Anything I need to know about before hand?

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I don't have my tags with my medical history, but it's all normal up until... half a year ago.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'll work with whatever you tell me. I just want to know if this will require heavy machinery. I can operate it all, I'm a professional.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

...

You'll need to check my reproductive organs. I don't know what else.

You don't believe anything else. I don't know why you'd believe this.

I was pregnant. About... three months. Aliens used their biotechnology to accelerate the pregnancy. Six months in... I'm not sure, hours? Less than a day. I don't know if there's lasting damage from that.

And here I was... attacked. I don't know if he did any other lasting damage.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

...I have my work cut out for me. I'll take a look.

You like X-Files?

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

X-Files?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It was a stab in the dark. Never mind. Someday though...

So when are you from? Where if that adds to it too.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

We aren't using the same time system as you any more. I had to research it here, since so many people use yours. About 3000 years in your future? That's a guess. I never really studied Old Earth history.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

3000? At least the world doesn't end. Chase owes me money. Thanks, Hyland.

The technical term is old school. I get the picture though.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

No, it's Old Earth - the husk we left behind when we left the planet and moved out into the rest of the galaxy. It's still there, but everyone who could left long ago.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's still there. I think I can collect on it. Sometime.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

If you say so. I'll meet you at the hospital on Wednesday, or do you have an office somewhere?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I have my own office. And I have access to the hospital. You're the one with the secrets.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

Your office then. Just no brain scans.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Unless you have reproductive organs between your ears that shouldn't be a problem.

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[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

I'm not a man.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? You missed a few key chauvinistic opportunities to be indignant.