049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Walking down alleys alone never gets anyone anywhere nice. How do you feel about morphine?

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

It was in the forest. I feel really great about morphine. Let's go with that.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Consider the prescription made. Keep out of the woods. Wear the right colors while you're at it. Those animals don't like their turf to be littered.

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[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

What about Ambien? Can I get a prescription for that too?

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It isn't a good idea to mix sleep aids with painkillers. Unless you want something besides morphine.

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[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to take them together. I figure I'm tired enough that the morphine should take care of sleep for a few days.

I meant for after.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

After it should be fine. I wouldn't use it longer than the box. Sleep aids screw with your system and develop a mental dependency if you believe they're all that get you to sleep.

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[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Being drugged out isn't the same thing as sleeping. That's the whole point.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Wow. I didn't know you were a doctor.

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[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be to know a little about drugs.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh right because I'm completely ignorant. Great point.

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[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Did I say you were? All I said was that I don't want these pills to help me sleep. I want them to knock me out. There's a difference.

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And all I said was what you'd hear from any good doctor would. Awesome. Now that the bases are covered I'm going to issue a prescription, you're going to follow it and the conversation ends.

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[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Yay. I'll send Lee by to pick it up.

'Bye Doc.