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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-10 10:17 pm
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049. Diagnosis

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.
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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
That'll take what we call creative problem solving. Funny that you mention blood. I think there are a few good ways to try out. Rest easy.

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well kudos to you if you manage it. So how much is just a regular check up?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
A person can't really put a price tag on caution.

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure someone as brilliant as you could come pretty close though, right?

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
A date? We talking fancy restaurant and slow dancing date or crappy food and the amusement park date? Because I need to know if I should buy a little black dress or another new pair of tight, low rise jeans.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I was thinking moderately crappy food and a crappy movie.

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
You had me at crappy movie.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Just how I roll. Aside from curing the ill.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
After whenever you schedule your check up. You can get what you pay for.

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Wednesday at 10 work for you for the checkup?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
The date will have to go for Thursday. Wednesday is a work day looks like.

[identity profile] punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, I'm looking forward to it.
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