049. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

Comments

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

My shoulder hurts. Got something better than Tylenol 3s?

[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

People do magic here. Haven't you noticed?

[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

Careful. Your cynicism is showing.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor. Of course I do. I even have Flintstone vitamins.

You look like you could use a few too.

1/2

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

I eat my veggies.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How do you know it isn't a placebo effect that just makes you numb or hallucinate recovery?

You put that much faith in a magic wand. Where is your husband, Prince Charming? I'd love a tour around the magic castle you live in he could do it for you.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In public no less. I'm a brazen type. The chicks dig it.

[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

A placebo effect doesn't stop hemorrhaging. It doesn't close wounds.

Do you have proper medical equipment?

[eiremagic]

I spent the fucking day with a seizure disorder does that win me a fucking prize?

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

You want people to get hurt?

[nogoldbikinis.livejournal.com]

Or you believe they do.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I want people to be honest. If they happened to get hurt over it, that's the price to pay.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought you liked ice cream.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Does it make you think that it does? Ah, there's a possibility.

No. I just like to collect shiny objects for kicks. They're a thrill to dust and keep sanitary. Of course I do. I'm a doctor.

[dirigente.livejournal.com]

Honesty is hard to come by these days. Besides, what if it's an embarrassing injury or something?

[orderonto]

I have a question for you, courtesy of miss Eden.

[eiremagic]

Whatever. Ice cream is good, but I had a bleeding seizure!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not gay and I'm not interested. And I told her The Fonz was a real person. Go a long with it.

[morn-hyland.livejournal.com]

Then it's making me think I'm alive, too.

Do you-- What's your policy on patient confidentiality?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I think dying of blood poisoning because you didn't get that big blister on your ass checked is more embarrassing than having a doctor look at it and give you meds.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I didn't know it would happen. You shook it off well. By vomiting.

[orderonto]

You shouldn't assume.

She told me to ask you about blood.

[eiremagic]

No, I actually....I was cursed. With seizures.

But yeah, I puked up the ice-cream, who bloody wouldn't? I ate like four tons of the shite.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oooh, is that an opinion? Feedback is ideal.