vicodincrutch: (sigh/don't know=don't care)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-08-10 10:17 pm

049. Diagnosis

Two Lifetime channel curses in one month. I thought only two of the deities were women. If I'm not mistaken there is a significantly large amount of estrogen running this place. I'd recommend hormone therapy. But not PEMU, gotta save them horses. Is Little Orphan Annie out of the closet? The literal closet, not the metaphorical. A runaway secret lesbian is pushing the scenario way too much. Crossing over into cinemaxxx territory.

If Cuddy wanted a kid she could have just popped over to this place and waited.

I'm having a hard time believing that none of you get ill. Or shot. Or have a case of anemia. You're all a bunch of penny pinching liars who would die from stubbornness if you could die here.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Both sound good.

What did I do?

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[identity profile] authorised.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
For keeping an eye out on Eden, and letting her stay with you.

Thank you.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
She let herself in but yeah I'm letting her stay. That story is more accurate.

Are you the big brother figure? Dad needs to watch out for his latchkey kids better. Why did she leave?

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[identity profile] authorised.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. At least I think so. I'm not sure. I'm Matt. Matthew Farrell.

She lives with two people from my world, and another one turned up. I think she wanted to give us some space. And she's-

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
That better be the story.

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[identity profile] authorised.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Anything else is up to her to say.

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[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-08-11 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
She's safe and sound, living with me. And trying to get me to eat terrible food. Those are the facts.