073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[eiremagic]

......someone's having sex in the clinic?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I was talking about solitary incidences.

Unless you want to fill in the blanks, Quick Draw McGraw.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

You already don't remember?

1/3

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Whatever you dragged out of Cameron, it didn't-

2/4 lied sorry

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Do you think Angela-

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

No, there's no way. You're fishing to see who bites.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Someone's having sex in the clinic?

voice; 1/2

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

[Have a squeak of shock!]

voice;

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Who on earth would want to have sex in a clinic?

[adamantined]

Did you make rule number one because someone walked in on you?

[ooc: fuck yeah new manson ]

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. I'm trying to keep the environment sterile. Unless you want to get a check up someplace squishy.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I'll be proud to take credit for rule number one. Everyone, direct your questions to me.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. You bang your girlfriend.

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

Lyle!

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

Do you have to talk about my brother's sex life like that?

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, I think I can talk about it just fine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If it is in my work place? Yes.

[priorcommitment]

I realize that these are rules that you've set, not open to discussion.

But I approve. Perhaps the last point notwithstanding.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because you have brains.

Color me shocked.

SHE IS HERE TO TROLL YOU

[thenormalsquint]

O RLY

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

[innovatorgps.livejournal.com]

Doctor House-

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[denyinurgod.livejournal.com]

...The Returner Clause?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

In honor of the poster child who inspired this rule.

[as_damaged]

We didn't-

Given the fact that we're not surrounded by a constant epidemic of extradimensional illnesses, it's probably safe to assume that when things do crop up the deities are involved...

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Then it's perfectly fine for us to sit on our asses. Got it.