073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you've never had sex somewhere or with someone inappropriate because of a curse. You've been here a while, right?

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we would've ended up doing it otherwise, but now there's a rule against it.

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

You're really okay with that sort of setting, even without a curse? Wouldn't you both get uncomfortable? Or hurt.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I think you're a little too concerned about me while I have sex, Neil.

And we've already been through this.

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

You're the one offering to tell everyone who's curious about what you and Anew did in the clinic. I just want to know that you were sensible about it.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

Could I be anything but sensible?

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

You know, if I think about it, I don't actually know.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

Why isn't that surprising?

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

 

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The two of you are so kinky. Is this a family trait?

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

I don't think I want to know anything that specific.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You ask all the same.

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, I wasn't expecting to see a reference to my brother's adventures with his girlfriend in your journal. It just took me by surprise.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

There are other suspects. This is currently under investigation.

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you've got other things to investigate right now. Right, Doctor House?