073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That would cover the means of transference.

The good news is that it isn't black. So we know what we should do. Should being the operative word.

[eiremagic]

According to me books there are at least ten diseases transmitted by ticks in North America alone and even more by fleas. I know I'm not a doctor but even I get the feeling not all of them have the same treatment.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I know. After the diagnosis of each we'll have to pin it with the treatment. A barrel full of laughs to be had.

[eiremagic]

Well your walking blood lab will work overtime.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Good. Chase is too much of a whiner about it.

[eiremagic]

Well, he's mostly been at the hospital, yeah?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Bouncing between the two. Maybe he's too tall to see you.

[eiremagic]

I'll get a stool.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Things are looking up already.