vicodincrutch: (doctoring)
Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2009-06-16 09:00 pm

073. Diagnosis

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 
Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.
adamantined: (FAMINE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2009-06-17 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Are you giving squishy examinations in the Champagne room too or is that just covering all your bases?

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-17 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
The Champagne room is under construction. When it's in full working order you'll be the very first to know. How about getting a safety inspection job while you're at it?
adamantined: (RETROGRADE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2009-06-17 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Only if I get to wear a hard hat.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-17 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
In case of falling sexual encounters?
adamantined: (JURISDICTION)

[personal profile] adamantined 2009-06-17 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think you meant it like that.

[ooc: /needs sleep. ilu mollyface <3333 ]

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-17 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
May as well cover all grounds of safety. More bang for your buck.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2009-06-17 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a hat or no hat answer?
adamantined: (BEGINNING)

[personal profile] adamantined 2009-06-17 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That's an ew answer.