073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't have to. Unless YOU want to be the one wearing the sandwich board.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

He has no qualifications, what can he possibly do at the clinic except make people wonder why I'm tending reception.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Comic relief.

Do you really think he'll be able to do that much wearing cardboard?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Do you know why he's interested?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because the mirror just doesn't do it for him anymore.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

He's trying to find faith.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And who lead him to believe it'd be hanging around here?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

It was an accident.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I wash my hands of this. You tell him no and you tell him where he can find a clinic.

Or maybe just hold his hand and take him to church.