073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[eiremagic]

Or we can make a bet.

Who's more accurate and in less time.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

How much?

[eiremagic]

You're better, you don't worry about food for a month.

I'm better, you cover me food bills. And I feed about ten people a day, so you know.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You're on. But you've got to identify the specific antibodies, liver function levels and protein levels in each blood sample, not just point and label.

[eiremagic]

I'll need me books to help me.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I'll even show you the page.

[eiremagic]

Fine. Deal.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I'll meet you by ward three.