073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ of Yesterday's Bed Romp would call you a nun. Every religion, since we're on the topic of your choice, wouldn't say 'you go girl.' Oh but what would Jesus do?

Thanks for clearing up a few thoughts.

[thenormalsquint]

I don't know. You can ask him yourself.

There was no bed romp. Sorry to burst your bubble, Dr. House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't make a practice of seeking out imaginary people.

Robert isn't so hot then after all.

[thenormalsquint]

Not even Santa?

Oh, he is. I just have respect for the poor janitor who has to clean up the exam rooms at the end of the day.

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[cleanupaisle3.livejournal.com]

[thenormalsquint]

Hi?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The guy with the bell in front of the convenience store from November to January would qualify as findable.

I'll trust that he knows exactly how many STDs you have then. Chase I mean, not the janitor. Unless you want to share something else.

[thenormalsquint]

Easter Bunny. Tooth Fairy. Any respect you have for your patients.

None. Clean as a whistle. Isn't that nice?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You don't earn an Easter Bunny. Or do you in that world of yours?

Considering the use of the whistle? That's a miracle.

[thenormalsquint]

You forgot the fairy.

For practice purposes. Tricks of the art trade.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No I didn't. He moved out ages ago.

I'm sure you're very proud of that.