073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[eiremagic]

......someone's having sex in the clinic?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I was talking about solitary incidences.

Unless you want to fill in the blanks, Quick Draw McGraw.

[eiremagic]

How the fuck would I know? I don't have sex at all!

Ugh. Anyway.

1/3

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Whatever you dragged out of Cameron, it didn't-

2/4 lied sorry

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Do you think Angela-

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

No, there's no way. You're fishing to see who bites.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Someone's having sex in the clinic?

voice; 1/2

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

[Have a squeak of shock!]

voice;

[tempzilla.livejournal.com]

Who on earth would want to have sex in a clinic?

[adamantined]

Did you make rule number one because someone walked in on you?

[ooc: fuck yeah new manson ]

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

You already don't remember?

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I'll be proud to take credit for rule number one. Everyone, direct your questions to me.

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[eiremagic]

[eiremagic]

I didn't think you were serious!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

Yes. Ugh. We have issues to work out around here. And people like friends in low places. I thought you'd know.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Yes. Possibly more than once. This is to be determined. Don't think that the blond means you have a halo up there.

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

Do you have to talk about my brother's sex life like that?

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

Would I lie about that?

voice;

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I for one can't answer this question. But there are parties around that could.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, I think I can talk about it just fine.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. I'm trying to keep the environment sterile. Unless you want to get a check up someplace squishy.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. You bang your girlfriend.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If it is in my work place? Yes.

[adamantined]

Are you giving squishy examinations in the Champagne room too or is that just covering all your bases?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You can't think I'd risk my job for a quick lay on hospital property.