073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I think you have it wrong. I'm not the appealing twin.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Pirates aren't for everybody.

Unless you mean he's the one who would really be causing life crisis by becoming a heterosexual?

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

That's what it seems to be, and he doesn't even have a sense of humor to back him up.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Tsk.

Tell ol' one eye to get a beard. The crushes and rumors will stop. Maybe not the stalkers.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that. The scruff look is in.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Maybe a fake girlfriend then. Will they, won't they Ross and Rachel type of a deal to keep folks guessing.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I think he already has one of those. Purple haired fellow, named Tieria.

[denyinurgod.livejournal.com]

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

Hey, Setsuna.

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

Don't take him too seriously, Setsuna. Just because he has a purple-haired girlfriend doesn't mean I need one.

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

I take it you've seen Tieria in the dress.

1/2

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

He pulls it off well!

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

...You weren't here for that curse, were you?  

[irresoluteness.livejournal.com]

We had a special mission. It was Sumeragi's idea.

[haroicsacrifice.livejournal.com]

That must be why the curses keep giving him practice. They're good for something after all!