073. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Puberty isn't meant to be a yo-yo. At all. If only there was a way to monitor the long term impact of a back and forth age reversal curses. There are more important matters to project for everyone to see.

Why don't we set some clinic ground rules in the face of so many in this cozy work space. Where we work. Other activities have happened. Don't think I don't know.

1. No sex in the examination room or the champagne room while we're at it. Any violation of this will result in an investigation. You will not like it. This will be called The Returner Clause.

2. Patient doctor confidentiality is between one patient and all doctors. We share because we care. Also because one way or another I will find out. You will not like it that way.

3. Say it if you mean it and if you're willing to face the consequences.

4. If you don't know how to make coffee, don't even bother.
 

Now that that is out of the way. What are we dealing with. The diagnostics are falling into a pattern.

Comments

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[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

YA RLY

[thenormalsquint]

How many times have you been reported?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You'll have to be more specific because report is a relative term. The same goes for the context. When I was in the first grade? Medical school? Yesterday? The list goes on and on.

[thenormalsquint]

For being inappropriate to patients. Oh, you know, when one comes into the clinic with a high fever and body aches, I don't think they come in to be called a hooker. But that's just my guess.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I've lost count. It's probably less than the number of people who have been able to live when they leave the clinic.

...I thought you got that all the time.

[thenormalsquint]

Not at all. You see, I only do what I did with Australian doctors with amazing blond hair, piercing blue eyes, and a firm ass named Robert Chase who live in the City. That makes me practically a nun. It's okay to be jealous, though.

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[twodoctorates.livejournal.com]

[thenormalsquint]

Yes, Zack?

[twodoctorates.livejournal.com]

....should I ask what you did with Doctor Chase?

[thenormalsquint]

I was sick and I got examined by Robert. His boss is convinced more went on which didn't.

[twodoctorates.livejournal.com]

....I see.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ of Yesterday's Bed Romp would call you a nun. Every religion, since we're on the topic of your choice, wouldn't say 'you go girl.' Oh but what would Jesus do?

Thanks for clearing up a few thoughts.

[thenormalsquint]

I don't know. You can ask him yourself.

There was no bed romp. Sorry to burst your bubble, Dr. House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't make a practice of seeking out imaginary people.

Robert isn't so hot then after all.

[thenormalsquint]

Not even Santa?

Oh, he is. I just have respect for the poor janitor who has to clean up the exam rooms at the end of the day.

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[cleanupaisle3.livejournal.com]

[thenormalsquint]

Hi?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The guy with the bell in front of the convenience store from November to January would qualify as findable.

I'll trust that he knows exactly how many STDs you have then. Chase I mean, not the janitor. Unless you want to share something else.

[thenormalsquint]

Easter Bunny. Tooth Fairy. Any respect you have for your patients.

None. Clean as a whistle. Isn't that nice?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

We didn't do anything.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

She's not a thing is she.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

We didn't do anything. I have not done anyone. Got your semantics straight now?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Only if you've got the story straight.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You mean all my wavering between not having had sex in the clinic and not having had sex in the clinic? I can see where you'd get confused.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether I'm proud of you or disappointed at how painfully vanilla you really are.