014. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Red letter day. Well. Maybe they aren't sins. You all could have been given diseases and now are marked for it.  A is for acute prostatitis. Not too many As around though.

I noticed a good number of Ss. S is for syphilis. That's really saying something if there are so many cases out there. Use a rubber, kids.

Ps are on the rise. Check yourselves for primary amoebic meningoencephalitis. Insomia? Headaches? Irritation? You'll thank me.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You're too old for growth failure. Hm. Coughing fits? Heaviness of breath?

[in-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Hm, perhaps.

May I know the doctor's name? I am Elrond.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I know. It's a pleasure. I'm Gregory House and I'm a nerd.