014. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Red letter day. Well. Maybe they aren't sins. You all could have been given diseases and now are marked for it.  A is for acute prostatitis. Not too many As around though.

I noticed a good number of Ss. S is for syphilis. That's really saying something if there are so many cases out there. Use a rubber, kids.

Ps are on the rise. Check yourselves for primary amoebic meningoencephalitis. Insomia? Headaches? Irritation? You'll thank me.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's one thing off of the list. Anything out of the ordinary? You seem at ease so it isn't dysentery.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

All's quiet on this front though diplomatic negotiations have yet to begin.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Are we talking Treaty of Versaille negociations? That could lead to later problems if the Allied and Associate Powers scold Germany too much. Perfect opportunity for the dark haired Aryan to step up in the worst kind of way.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Article 231 is certainly not on the horizon, House.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That helps the Adolf equation but doesn't solve it you know. What about territorial losses?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

I don't think reparations will be in order but Berlin may never be the same again.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No war, no wall. What more do you want?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Less silence across the English Channel.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Open a trade route. Tea for waffles.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Tea seems to be the only acceptable export these days. Fortunately Boston's receiving it with cautious kindness.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The tea party was terrorism. What more can you do after that without the revolution? A written note back home: "George, Sorry about the cargo. Kiss kiss," isn't going to fix anything of course. That would look insincere, wouldn't it?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Do you think it's worth keeping the merchandise? Fortunately it has no expiration date.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's only natural. The Tower of London wasn't just for beheadings.