014. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Red letter day. Well. Maybe they aren't sins. You all could have been given diseases and now are marked for it.  A is for acute prostatitis. Not too many As around though.

I noticed a good number of Ss. S is for syphilis. That's really saying something if there are so many cases out there. Use a rubber, kids.

Ps are on the rise. Check yourselves for primary amoebic meningoencephalitis. Insomia? Headaches? Irritation? You'll thank me.

Comments

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

I thought you weren't a veterinarian, Doctor?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If you can talk, you can get a person's disease. I assume that this City doesn't discriminate in diseases.

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

That's not exactly how it works. This is a completely normal cat body, I don't think it should be able to catch human diseases in the City or not. Outside of a curse, anyway.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Fine. Be that way.

[cat-contractor.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're going to pout, Doctor, then yes, it's normal.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

This just means I have to crack open a Zoobook to see what you have.