014. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Red letter day. Well. Maybe they aren't sins. You all could have been given diseases and now are marked for it.  A is for acute prostatitis. Not too many As around though.

I noticed a good number of Ss. S is for syphilis. That's really saying something if there are so many cases out there. Use a rubber, kids.

Ps are on the rise. Check yourselves for primary amoebic meningoencephalitis. Insomia? Headaches? Irritation? You'll thank me.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Open a trade route. Tea for waffles.

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Tea seems to be the only acceptable export these days. Fortunately Boston's receiving it with cautious kindness.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

The tea party was terrorism. What more can you do after that without the revolution? A written note back home: "George, Sorry about the cargo. Kiss kiss," isn't going to fix anything of course. That would look insincere, wouldn't it?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Do you think it's worth keeping the merchandise? Fortunately it has no expiration date.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's only natural. The Tower of London wasn't just for beheadings.