055. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

They don't grade penmanship either. I think you need to work on how much of a smart ass you are.

Plus you get to see people naked. You're into that kind of thing, right?

[notaleftover.livejournal.com]

You're right. I'm too sarcastic and not mean-spirited enough; I'll have to go kick some puppies later as practice.

I'm sure that silver lining has a cloud somewhere.

What are the hours like?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Forget the puppies, give abortions. Kick the homeless. That might get you somewhere.

Clinic hours. 12 here, 9 there. Sleeping whenever there is an hour free. A walk in the park.

[notaleftover.livejournal.com]

I don't kick hobos! They bite.

Oh, that's how you do it.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

If they bite you're aiming for the wrong parts. Duh.

It is that or cryogenic freezing every few years. That gets very expensive.

[notaleftover.livejournal.com]

I try to aim for the parts that don't look like they'll give me any diseases. Is that a bad strategy?

Hmm... It'll take me a while to decide. I need to figure out whether or not I hate myself.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You could build up a demeanor and study to be a doctor at the same time.

Don't ask me. I'm bias.

[notaleftover.livejournal.com]

SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

Last I checked, you weren't me.