055. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.

Comments

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

Oooohhhhh..

Where's Israel? Does it have fish-people?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Do I look like Jeeves or something?

Israel is a country. Fish people would live in the water if there were any.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

I dunno any Jeeves!

And you are sure? I've never heard of a place like that before..

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

You don't know much that is for sure. I don't now why I'm surprised.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

H-hey, I'm not dumb if that's what you're saying!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

So far this conversation is against you on that.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

Does not!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How smart is it to argue with a stranger who doesn't care and is pretty much annoyed while you are bent out of shape?

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

..... 'm not bent out of shape..

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Of course you're not, Peewee.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

Goten! My name is Goten!

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I knew it wasn't Einstein at least.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

Einstein?!

Why would I have a weird name like that?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Right. That takes several hundred more IQ points.

NO U HOUSE, NO U.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're saying anymore!

What does the scouter say about his power level?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

For future reference, there's an important phrase I think that you should remember. It'll be very useful in your career as an adult: "Do you want fries with that?"

IT'S OVER 8999 :|

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

Do you want fries with that..

.. but why would I wanna know about that?

Aw so close.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because you'll be saying it a lot when you make money. Trust me. Get it memorized it'll be a breeze after you get used to standing for hours on end.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like fun..

Can't I get money from tournaments like big brother and dad?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Making money usually isn't fun.

...You're special. That's why.

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

But dad and big brother have fun doing it!

.. Huh? Special? Whadd'ya mean?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

How long do you think before you ask a question?

[notgoku.livejournal.com]

What's that got to do with anything?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That wasn't very long at all.

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[notgoku.livejournal.com]

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