055. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And your eyebrows grow that way all by themselves. Uh huh.

How can a ship that big get by on strings?

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Rather, it could be considered odd that yours do not.

I do not know of a ship that gets by on strings.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm not that way. Clearly.

Uh huh. Right.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Ah. I had not considered the possibility of a mentality such as that one being more prevalent in doctors than those of other professions; most fascinating.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Variation? In my profession? Astute.

Tell me, is it hard to give bowl cuts where you're from? They must be some tiny bowls.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

"Bowl" cuts?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is there a fancy name for that thing you call a hair-do?

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yerak-isach. Is there one for yours?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Au natural. I'm not a big fan of toupees. It works for you.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

Quite kind of you to say.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Oh it is.

Especially coming from a guy who uses antique tools to practice medicine.

[halfvulcan.livejournal.com]

You are offended, then. It is not logical to take an assessment of your dimension's technological advances personally, Doctor.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Is it logical to pigeon whole my dimension's technological advances as primitive? You're bias. I'm bias. We're all bias.