055. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.

Comments

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

I think I'm bleeding.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought you were a man?

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

Looks can be deceiving, I guess - I thought you were intelligent.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought you had a sense of humor.

Where are you bleeding and how long has it been bleeding?

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

I thought you did.

My eyes. Ever since reading this post. Help.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

And you didn't even get to the encrypted lesbian orgy. Too bad.

What did you do before this? Stay in the convent?

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

As far as you know.

... I thought you were a doctor.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I thought this is getting tedious.

[i-themagician.livejournal.com]

You think so, but actually this is an illusion caused by light reflecting off of the planet Venus, perceived and interpreted by your subconscious mind as it struggles to grasp my superior wit.