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Dr. Greg House, MD ([personal profile] vicodincrutch) wrote2008-10-17 06:11 pm
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055. Diagnosis

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.
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eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I left dinner at your apartment, House.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Is it animal? Mineral? Vegetable? ....Traditional Irish cuisine?
eiremagic: (Eden - Hey wait)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's animal and vegetable, and it's American.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. You have my attention.

What is it?
eiremagic: (Eden - looks kind of regal)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Pot roast. With carrots and turnips and spuds.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
If you were allergic to potatoes you'd starve. I hope you're aware of that.

What's the occasion? Reminding me why I didn't change the locks?
eiremagic: (Eden - Hey wait)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Good for me that being allergic to spuds is practically impossible.

If someone doesn't feed you you'll starve.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Says you.

If someone doesn't feed me, I call for a delivery man.
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
The fat will make you fat.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
More cushion for the pushin' they would say.

I can have a salad.
eiremagic: (Eden - 30 AK-47s)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
But you wouldn't.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's the portions that kill you.
eiremagic: (Eden - hide)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well you have a big old portion of roast.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Does it taste like humble pie?
eiremagic: (Eden - doubts it)

[personal profile] eiremagic 2008-10-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
It tastes like roast.

[identity profile] vicodincrutch.livejournal.com 2008-10-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Delicious.
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