055. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.

Comments

[baixin.livejournal.com]

What is it with the people of this era and 'comebacks?' If any of you want a fight, I will happily do so. though I'd have to apologize in advance in case I broke any bones.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be party to assaulting a minor. Thanks for offering.

[baixin.livejournal.com]

Is that because you don't know how to fight?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I'm a black belt.

[baixin.livejournal.com]

Good! It might be interesting to see how an American fights sometime.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

With hands and feet, usually to "Eye of the Tiger" or the Rocky theme.

[baixin.livejournal.com]

To what? Huh. Strange people.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

It's a fighting song. Traditional.

[baixin.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it. But then we're more limited in the Twenties in our exposure to Americans and their strange habits than it sounds like we will be in future.