055. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Just because it is October do we have to talk about Halloween? Are we going to go through this every month for another year and just hit all of the commercial holidays? I didn't sign up for witnessing that. Did no one wish me a Happy Yom Kipper? No. And the same goes for Ramadan or Columbus Day, Already I'm sick of the subject. I'm sure that is why Jahova's Witnesses are on the rise. That and I think that party poopers should stick together. Just saying.

Handy dandy tip for those of you who collect free things: wear a coat. From now til mid-January it is high season for those dandy bouts with influenza. I don't want to haul myself away from a good soap episode to hand someone a tissue and a box of Dayquil. Take care of yourself at least enough to not come and see me unless you're bleeding.

I'd like that to happen. I'm bored. My children are starving. Feed the doctors.

Comments

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because calling out vicodin seems a little ridiculous even to me.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Thous speakest in riddles. Have I offended?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

No. I just have the biggest desire to watch My So Called Life.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

I fear I do not follow. But I am yet learning to speak as those of this place do. Why art thou so averse to talk of All Hallows?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

Because everyone is talking about it like it is something special. It shouldn't be a shock or a surprise. It's a holiday in a month in a number of years.

And I don't like giving out candy.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

But 'tis a time for prayers and revels. I think these are reason enow to talk of holy days.

Whyfor? 'Twould please the children. My lord Harry sayest those of us grown might also partake, though it be in the main for the children.

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

A day isn't holy without belief. Call me a skeptic.

...I don't like kids. Good idea though. I'll keep the candy.

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Canst thou not still enjoy the revels, even if thy belief is not strong?

If I bringest children to thy door then, on All Hallows Eve, thou wilt begrudge them?

[vicodincrutch.livejournal.com]

I can if I really wanted to or put the effort forward. Technically anyone can do anything with the right kind of preparation and effort.

Why would you do a thing like that?

[tender-juliet.livejournal.com]

Then wilt thou?

'Tis tradition, and I shall be giving my aid to keep them safe.