041. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Someone took something more than a left shoe. My homosexual roommate is missing. I'm thinking for good. That leaves me with more space and a crapload more pink than I could ever want.

I don't have a yard but I'm thinking yard sale. It's only for the best. I'll euthanize the living room as soon as its cleared properly. At least I won't crave cotton candy staring at the wall anymore. I'm not kidding, six thirty in the morning or three in the afternoon. Candy.

Anyone have a copy of The Great Escape handy? Who am I kidding. None of you know what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah, for future reference, all you people should read up on first aid. That was a curse, had it been a real emergency a lot of you would be S.O.L if you know what I mean. I'm sorry I couldn't be a leader of men. Checking up on everyone else's agony wasn't high ranking on my list of things to-do.

 

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Yeah... Definitely another reason why knowing stuff is useful.

Pink? I don't want it.

[twin-gunsy.livejournal.com]

CaNdY~!

[darkest0knight.livejournal.com]

Steve McQueen craving?

[razrsharp.livejournal.com]

Emmett's missing?

[blue-satin-pjs.livejournal.com]

I know first aid. Wouldn't've made it through last curse, otherwise.

...Emmett's gone?

[notagangster.livejournal.com]

Book or film?

And why the fuck wouldn't we know what you're talking about?

[ariselikefire.livejournal.com]

Did you get your medical degree from an accredited university? You know, the type that doesn't kill a guinea pig and read it's entrails?

And are you practicing in the City?

[under-secretary.livejournal.com]

Should we find you a new roommate?

doesn't hear the ticking >> but knows about it

[holymadonna.livejournal.com]

Ah, have you thought about getting a bird or a turtle to diminish the ticking until you find a new roommate?

[light-lost.livejournal.com]

I believe they have a copy of the book in the library.

[not-alaska.livejournal.com]

Steve McQueen? Some people here other than you don't come from places with magic and vampires you know.

And sometimes first aid isn't enough.